Dave´s back. He is opinionated and he will GIVE you it. If you´re one of those people who loves a good rant then this audiobook is for YOU. Dave rants about everything you can think of, including: City Link, the NHS, car parks, and bosses.if you have a bee in your bonnet or even a chip on your shoulder, don´t do yoga or tantric breathing, simply listen to The World According to Dave and join in with the best comedy rant book available. 1. Language: English. Narrator: David T Curmudgeon. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/028795/bk_acx0_028795_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Over the last 25 years, cognitive load theory has become one of the world´s leading theories of instructional design. It is heavily researched by many educational and psychological researchers and is familiar to most practicing instructional designers, especially designers using computer and related technologies. The theory can be divided into two aspects that closely inter-relate and influence each other: human cognitive architecture and the instructional designs and prescriptions that flow from that architecture. The cognitive architecture is based on biological evolution. The resulting description of human cognitive architecture is novel and accordingly, the instructional designs that flow from the architecture also are novel. All instructional procedures are routinely tested using randomized, controlled experiments. Roughly 1/3 of the book will be devoted to cognitive architecture and its evolutionary base with 2/3 devoted to the instructional implications that follow, including technology-based instruction. Researchers, teachers and instructional designers need the book because of the explosion of interest in cognitive load theory over the last few years. The theory is represented in countless journal articles but a detailed, modern overview presenting the theory and its implications in one location is not available.
Load Balancing:An Automated Learning Approach Pankaj Mehra, Benjamin W Wah;;;
A sticky-fingered brewer finds himself in a messy situation after the theft of a mutated water lily and a botched marriage proposal end with him defecating substantial amounts of solid gold. Thrust into the limelight, the young man draws unwanted attention from the world over as people scramble to understand the enigmatic philosopher´s stone. Add in a heroin-addicted best bud, a psychic drug trafficker, a power-lifting girlfriend, a reclusive botanist specializing in psilocybin, and a well-intentioned cop, and boom: The Philosopher´s Load. If Bukowski or Burroughs had been as influenced by bizarro fiction and Dungeons & Dragons as they were booze and dope, this would be the type of fiction they´d have written. Science fiction? Not quite. Urban fantasy? There´s no vampire/werewolf/teenage love triangle. Contemporary fantasy? You´re getting warmer. Supernatural crime thriller? Bingo. Chock full of drugs, violence, awful antiheroes, and villains who are even worse, The Philosopher´s Load is fast-paced genre fiction for listeners tired of the same old same old. 1. Language: English. Narrator: C. Michael Forsyth. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/042783/bk_acx0_042783_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Bob Odenkirk is a legend in the comedy-writing world, winning Emmys and acclaim for his work on Saturday Night Live, Mr. Show with Bob and David, and many other seminal television shows. This book, his first, is a spleen-bruisingly funny omnibus that ranges from absurdist monologues (´´Martin Luther King Jr.´s Worst Speech Ever´´) to intentionally bad theater (´´Hitler Dinner Party: A Play´´), from avant-garde fiction (´´Obit for the Creator of Mad Libs´´) to free-verse poetry that´s funnier and more powerful than the work of Calvin Trillin, Jewel, and Robert Louis Stevenson combined. Odenkirk´s debut resembles nothing so much as a hilariousnew sketch comedy show that´s exclusively available as a streaming video for your mind. As Odenkirk himself writes in ´´The Second Meeting of Jesus and Lazarus,´´ it is a book ´´to be read aloud to yourself in the voice of Bob Newhart´´. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Jay Johnston, Jerry Minor, Megan Amram, Paul F. Tompkins. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/blak/006976/bk_blak_006976_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
What lists, systems, and self-help books have failed to do for young moms in the trenches, Jesus can accomplish blindfolded. Yes, moms are busy, they need a break, and they´d just like a shower. But they are also strong and brilliant and have the power to move mountains. Best-selling author and speaker Jen Hatmaker takes the words and deeds of Jesus, adds the humor of a mom´s observations on life, and offers messages of grace and encouragement. She shows overburdened moms 40 things Jesus doesn´t expect them to do on their own. Covering areas such as worry, marriage, priorities, money, and the trap of comparison, this lively Bible teacher brings Jesus´s message alive in a format geared to the short moments moms have that can be allotted to reflection. This is a devotional for the woman inside the mom - the Bible student, the learner, the world-changer. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sarah Zimmerman. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/hove/001885/bk_hove_001885_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Crowded beaches, packed Singapore football stadiums, hot air balloon festivals - keep your eyes peeled as you explore these (and loads more!) colourful and chaotic scenes from around the world. Can you spot three bicycles among the mopeds in Ho Chi Minh City? Or six grey top hats at Royal Ascot? What about two pairs of pink goggles at Spain´s tomato-throwing Tomatina festival? Challenge yourself, friends and family to a game of search and find with Lonely Planet´s Spotter´s World . Designed for children and adults alike, it also features facts about each destination so you can learn as you search. About Lonely Planet: Lonely Planet is a leading travel media company and the world´s number one travel guidebook brand, providing both inspiring and trustworthy information for every kind of traveller since 1973. Over the past four decades, we´ve printed over 145 million guidebooks and grown a dedicated, passionate global community of travellers. You´ll also find our content on lonelyplanet.com, mobile, video and in 14 languages, 12 international magazines, armchair and lifestyle books, ebooks, and more.
Get ready to create the best farm ever! From growing crops and building barns to rounding up herds of sheep and milking cows, this is your chance to create the ultimate farm. Keep bees and make delicious honey, fill your shop with tasty food and drink, and drive a tractor everywhere! Just add stickers, doodles and lots of colour to bring it all to life. As the farmer, you´ll have loads of fun activities to do, including: Creating a map so visitors can find their way around Planting and tending to crops in your fields Looking after ducks, geese and chickens Milking cows and making delicious ice cream Building a climbing frame for goats to play on Keeping bird away with a watchful scarecrow Raising lambs, piglets and calves About Lonely Planet Kids: Lonely Planet Kids ? an imprint of the world´s leading travel authority Lonely Planet ? published its first book in 2011. Over the past 45 years, Lonely Planet has grown a dedicated global community of travellers, many of whom are now sharing a passion for exploration with their children. Lonely Planet Kids educates and encourages young readers at home and in school to learn about the world with engaging books on culture, sociology, geography, nature, history, space and more. We want to inspire the next generation of global citizens and help kids and their parents to approach life in a way that makes every day an adventure. Come explore!
Get ready to create the best castle ever! From designing medieval costumes and adding ghosts to your spooky dungeons, this is your chance to build the ultimate castle. Design a coat of arms, entertain friends with enormous banquets and put on a jousting competition. Just add stickers, doodles and lots of colour to bring it all to life. As the castle owner, you´ll have loads of fun activities to do, including: Creating a map so visitors can find their way around Designing suits of armour and dressing up like a knight Decorating your walls with funny family portraits Counting all your treasure and designing a crown Cooking up a delicious medieval feast in the kitchen Organising an amazing birds of prey demonstration Growing lots of vegetables and planting flowers About Lonely Planet Kids: Lonely Planet Kids ? an imprint of the world´s leading travel authority Lonely Planet ? published its first book in 2011. Over the past 45 years, Lonely Planet has grown a dedicated global community of travellers, many of whom are now sharing a passion for exploration with their children. Lonely Planet Kids educates and encourages young readers at home and in school to learn about the world with engaging books on culture, sociology, geography, nature, history, space and more. We want to inspire the next generation of global citizens and help kids and their parents to approach life in a way that makes every day an adventure. Come explore!
Little Jimmy Getz: He Collects The World´s Most Wonderful Pets!:Funny, colourful and packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations. Kris Lillyman