Bob Odenkirk is a legend in the comedy-writing world, winning Emmys and acclaim for his work on Saturday Night Live, Mr. Show with Bob and David, and many other seminal television shows. This book, his first, is a spleen-bruisingly funny omnibus that ranges from absurdist monologues (´´Martin Luther King Jr.´s Worst Speech Ever´´) to intentionally bad theater (´´Hitler Dinner Party: A Play´´), from avant-garde fiction (´´Obit for the Creator of Mad Libs´´) to free-verse poetry that´s funnier and more powerful than the work of Calvin Trillin, Jewel, and Robert Louis Stevenson combined. Odenkirk´s debut resembles nothing so much as a hilariousnew sketch comedy show that´s exclusively available as a streaming video for your mind. As Odenkirk himself writes in ´´The Second Meeting of Jesus and Lazarus,´´ it is a book ´´to be read aloud to yourself in the voice of Bob Newhart´´. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Jay Johnston, Jerry Minor, Megan Amram, Paul F. Tompkins. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/blak/006976/bk_blak_006976_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Angelo DiNoto is the most powerful crime lord in New Jersey, his empire sustained by pure heroin from the poppies of an old Turkish farmer. That is, until a $5 million dollar shipment goes missing. Richard Mundi, a shady developer, sees the lost heroin as capital infusion for his failing business. His daughter, Gloria, literally in bed with would-be revolutionaries, thinks it´s her ticket out. ´´Mailman´´, a long-time postal clerk dying of cancer, believes finding the heroin would be perfect ending to a failed life. Add in punch-drunk P.I. Kelly, hired by Mundi to tail Gloria; Kelly’s young protégé; two brothers working as DiNoto’s enforcers; and a conflicted collections agent, and you have an Elmore Leonard-esque cast of characters running rampant - until all threads lead to an unforgettable showdown over the old Turk’s load. 1. Language: English. Narrator: R. C. Bray. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/high/000733/bk_high_000733_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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DescriptionThe words and chords to 63 classic Beach Boys songs spanning three decades. All the songs have been specially arranged in their original keys.SonglistAdd Some Music To Your DayAll I Want To DoAll Summer LongBarbara AnnBreak AwayCabinessenceCalifornia GirlsCaroline, NoCelebrate The NewsCotton Fields (The Cotton Song)Country AirDance, Dance, DanceDarlin´Disney GirlsDo It AgainDon´t Talk (Put Your Head On My Shoulder)Don´t Worry BabyFeel FlowsForeverFriendsGirl Don´t Tell MeGod Only KnowsGoin´ OnGood TiminGood VibrationsHelp Me, RhondaHere TodayHeroes And VillainsI Get AroundI Just Wasn´t Made For These TimesI Know There´s An AnswerI´d Love Just Once To See YouI´m Waiting For The DayIn My RoomIt´s OkKokomoKona CoastLady LyndaLittle HondaLong Promised RoadMarcellaPlease Let Me WonderSail On SailorSloop John BSurfer GirlSurfin´ SafariSurfin´ U.S.A.Surf´s UpTake A Load Off Your FeetTears In The MorningThat´s Not MeThe Little Girl I Once KnewThe Night Was So YoungThe TraderThe Warmth Of The SunThis Whole World´til I DieWendyWhen I Grow Up (To Be A Man)Wild HoneyWouldn´t It Be NiceYou Still Believe In MeYou´re So Good To Me
Tantor Audio presents six must-listen stories from the horror comedy series Shingles. Shingles Audio Collection Volume 2 begins with ´´Terror on Hypo Beach,´´ in which a family vacation turns out to be anything but ordinary. In ´´Put Your Hand in My Ass´´, Will needs a mentor for the upcoming high school talent show. What he gets is Sloppy - an enchanted puppet with weird sexual proclivities and an extremely problematic approach to comedy.The collection continues with ´´Demon Load´´. When a freak accident brings his new washing machine to life, Dave begins to fear that it could lead to a nightmare future, one in which mankind has been permanently pressed out of existence.´´Slaughter on Giggletime Mountain´´ brings listeners to the reopening of a long-closed amusement park - one with a deadly history. Then, in ´´It Came from My Butthole´´, Cooter, the son of an out-of-work rodeo clown, eats a taco that changes his life forever.In the collection´s final story, ´´Slow Ride´´, Terry´s suddenly way more attractive to members of the opposite sex now that he has Sylvia, his 1979 El Camino. But what happens when the car gets jealous?Contains mature themes. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Cassandra Myles, Cal Wembly. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/015841/bk_tant_015841_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The first collection of comedy essays from Burphole.com. ´´Very odd essays in stereo.´´ Part ridiculous comedy skit, and part scathing satire. The audio for Burphole is usually a stereophonic mix including pans, beats, and loads of effects. This audiobook is completely free of all that. When my agent asked, ´´Are you a writer, or are you a producer?´´, I didn´t know how to respond. I still don´t. But here it is free of everything but my voluptuous voice. Recorded in a closet. Because it´s noisy around here. Too many hookers armed with bongos. Too many pimps with kazoos. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Aaron Atadero. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/082607/bk_acx0_082607_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A collection of four erotic stories with mixed and varied themes. Bestseller by Judith RoycroftAfter a few failed attempts at writing sex, Mike suggested to his wife they try out the scenes, purely for research, of course. Mike gets more sex than he has in a long time, with Jen coming up with loads of new moves to make her novel a bestseller. Tour de Frances by J. ManxFrances is convinced by her friend, Annie, to join the local cycling club. It’s a good way to lose a few pounds but, more importantly, there are some tasty guys there. Peter – a very experienced cyclist – offers a private ride with Frances for the following morning. After a few miles riding, they come to a secluded spot where Frances can really get to grips with riding. Shower Block by Eva HoreWhile camping on the beach with her boyfriend, Brad, Mary decides to go take a quick shower. She overhears a couple having a little fun in the next cubicle and Mary becomes a voyeur and has a little fun of her own. When she gets invited in, Mary has the time of her life... which gets even better when Brad joins the party. Road Rage by Elizabeth CageTaking a detour to avoid the horrific traffic, Sam comes head to head with a white van which refuses to budge. Sam decides not to back down and engages in a battle of wills. Just as she wins, the van won’t start. Getting out her car to help fix the problem, things get a little heated when the game of one-upmanship continues. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Katy Anderson. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/summ/000292/bk_summ_000292_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Thirsty for more stories by the world´s greatest bigfoot story teller? This Bigfoot six pack will temporarily quench that thirst and make you afraid to go back into the woods. When you´ve recovered, you´ll want to try Rusty´s twelve pack! All new and original stories. Flyfishing guide Rusty Wilson spent years collecting these stories from his clients around the campfire, stories guaranteed to scare the pants off you-or make you want to meet the Big Guy! Come read about a Bigfoot caught in a huge dam as the concrete´s being poured-then read about a Bigfoot hoaxer whose hoax backfires on him-a trucker with a very enticing load-a historic story of Bigfoot stopping a railroad from encroaching into its habitat-a woman who´s extricated from her wrecked car by a Jaws of Life never before seen-and a mountain biker with PTSD who´s rescued by a pair of fearsome huge beasts-all great campfire tales-but be careful, as sleep will elude you... Another great book from Rusty Wilson, Bigfoot expert and storyteller-tales for both the Bigfoot believer and those who just enjoy a good story! This eBook is the equivalent of a 70-page print book. I´ve spent many a night scared to death after hearing some of these tales, but in all honesty, what would life be without mysteries like Bigfoot? -Rusty Wilson 1. Language: English. Narrator: Richard Henzel. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/018005/bk_acx0_018005_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.