Thirsty for more stories by the World's Greatest Bigfoot Story Teller? This Bigfoot 18-pack will quench that thirst and make you afraid to go back into the woods. Fly-fishing guide Rusty Wilson spent years collecting these stories from his clients around the campfire, stories guaranteed to scare the pants off you-or make you want to meet the Big Guy! Come read about a Bigfoot caught in an avalanche and its miraculous rescue-then read about an unwitting witness to a Bigfoot rite of passage-a hang gliding flight that nearly ends in disaster-the infamous Gorilla Gulch-a pioneer woman who finds that a Bigfoot family has decided to set up camp near her cabin-a retired couple who feels the power of Bigfoot first-hand-a disabled girl who has an up-close encounter-the fear that comes when your pathway is blocked by a Bigfoot-a Bigfoot that climbs with technical climbers in Wyoming's Wind River Mountains-a diver attempting to find an underwater Bigfoot cavern-a schoolhouse terrorized by a lonely Bigfoot-and a fire lookout who witnesses Bigfoot living in nests high in the trees-a Bigfoot caught in a huge dam as the concrete's being poured-a Bigfoot hoaxer whose hoax backfires on him-a trucker with a very enticing load-a historic story of Bigfoot stopping a railroad from encroaching into its habitat-a woman who's extricated from her wrecked car by a Jaws of Life never before seen-and a mountain biker with PTSD who's rescued by a pair of fearsome huge beasts-all great campfire tales-but be careful, as sleep will elude you... Another great book from Rusty Wilson, Bigfoot expert and storyteller-tales for both the Bigfoot believer and those who just enjoy a good story! This book is the combined stories from Rusty's 6 Pack and 12 Pack eBooks. I truly believe that Bigfoot will someday be proved real, and I hope you and I are in on it when it happens, because it's going to change a lot of people's worldviews. Rusty Wilson 1. Language: English. Narrator: Richard Henzel. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/018006/bk_acx0_018006_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Bigfoot, long plagued by sexually crazed campers wanting some of his sweet musky loving makes a pact with a nefarious transmale scientist who exchanges a chastity belt to prevent his fondling by campers for his semen to load his prosthesis which is unicorn horned in shape and bright purple, and yes, sparkles. To acquire his sperm the mad scientist milks his prostate with the appendage. Happiness finds him when a camper finds him and begins to love him for him, not his awesome bigfoot sperm. To fully consummate their new partnership, they need to get the key from the mad scientist. Hilarity and comedic romance ensues. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Samantha Brentmoor, Johnny East. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/124405/bk_acx0_124405_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.